No all posts have to be long, not all posts have to be worthy. Sometimes you just want to lament the bygone days of a different era. I am actually probable only a little bit smarter than the average Joe, but you know what, people think I am pretty smart. Because why? Because I think … Continue reading I Used to Be The Google
This Post Contains BAD LANGUAGE. I found this on Facebook one day, I laughed a bunch, you should too! It is from Scout Burns So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and … Continue reading Mola Mola Fish Hatery
People asked me all the time, 'How can you defend people that you know are guilty?' This is not the point, we all have a right to and deserve a vigorous defense. If all parts of the machine are doing their jobs correctly, the right thing will happen. That being said, boy was there never … Continue reading The Art of Criminal Defense
Lighten Up Francis! Below is a list of uncommon items. How many of them do you think you could successfully sell by the roadside? I felt bad for being too heavy with the whole 'derivatives will destroy the world' so in penance I offer up this little nugget of absurdity. Truth by told, I do … Continue reading How Good of A Salesmen Are You?