I did not even get a chance to check in at the front desk for FinCon19 before I was accosted by two girls in sailor outfits and matching heterochromia who said they were 'Big Fans' and dragged me off to a side conference room. Around the corner and there was a scene to make even … Continue reading All The Crazy Sex at FinCon19
No all posts have to be long, not all posts have to be worthy, or even accurate. Sometimes you just want to lament the bygone days of a different era. I am actually probable only a little bit smarter than the average Joe, but you know what, people think I am pretty smart. Because why? … Continue reading I Used to Be The Google
This Post Contains BAD LANGUAGE. I found this on Facebook one day, I laughed a bunch, you should too! It is from Scout Burns(page no longer available). So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate … Continue reading Mola Mola Fish Hatery
People asked me all the time, 'How can you defend people that you know are guilty?' This is not the point, we all have a right to and deserve a vigorous criminal defense. If all parts of the machine are doing their jobs correctly, the right thing will happen. That being said, boy was there … Continue reading The Art of Criminal Defense
Lighten Up Francis! Below is a list of uncommon items. You're a good salesman, how many of them do you think you could successfully sell by the roadside? I felt bad for being too heavy with the whole 'derivatives will destroy the world' so in penance I offer up this little nugget of absurdity. Truth … Continue reading How Good of A Salesmen Are You?